It’s the gift that keeps on giving, or at least it’s the gift that keeps on giving as long as you want it to keep on giving. Yes, the Political Sculptor is back once again, and this time rather than focusing his withering rage on wannabe politician game show hosts and probably evil world leaders that everyone loves to hate, he’s focusing it at you. Yes, thanks to everyone’s favorite angry political 3D sculptor anyone can now order a personalized novelty butt plug that lets you know exactly where you can stick it.
On a shelf. By stick it, I mean up on your shelf, not anywhere else.
Much to his chagrin, Political Sculptor aka Fernando Sosa has become known for designing 3D printed butt plug replicas. Now, I called them replicas because that’s what they are. When you purchase them from Shapeways they are going to be printed in a rough, sandstone material that would… not be comfortable… if used the way a normal butt plug should be used. So, if you buy any of his 3D printed butt plugs please for the love of all that is holy do not use it for anything other than getting a laugh out of your friends. However, he is working on a skin safe silicone version of Putin, so that’s exciting. If you’re into that sort of thing at least.
So far Political Sculptor has designed some pretty hilarious versions of Putin, Kim Jong Un, Donald Trump, George Bush, Rand Paul, Scott Walker, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Lorne Michaels, Rick Scott, Chris Christie, Phil Robertson and even Fred Phelps, the charming (and I think currently deceased) leader of the Westboro Baptist Church.
But – no pun intended – you finally don’t have to be a sad excuse for a human being to get the butt plug treatment. This week Political Sculptor added a customizable butt plug that lets you memorialize that special someone the way that I’m sure they always wanted to be memorialized: by letting you put a picture of their face on a non-usable sex toy.
“Now you don’t have to be a giant ahole politician to be turned into a butt plug. Now you can turn yourself, friends, family and even coworkers into a butt plug!! Some people are a pain in the Ass… Some people are just always up your ass… Well now you can make them into an actual butt plug. You can show your loved ones or hated ones how much you love them or despise them. This makes a great present for friends a family… geez even your boss or coworkers,” said Political Sculptor.
So before we continue I’m going to just take a moment to say that it probably wouldn’t be a good idea to turn your coworkers or your boss into a butt plug. But anyone else is probably fair game, so if you’re sure that the intended target is going to be cool with being immortalized in sex toy form, then go for it. All you need to do is send a clear picture to Political Sculptor after purchasing your desired color of butt plug. He offers pink from his Etsy store or pink or blue from his Shapeways store, however if you want it in a special color he is willing to see if it can be done.
You can find Political Sculptor’s entire portfolio of butt plugs, novelty sculptures and random 3D designs (he is actually a very good 3D sculptor and has some neat designs) here. And if you really need to get someone, or yourself, a personalized butt plug then head over to Political Sculptor’s shop here. Typical turnaround is about two weeks, but as it get’s closer to the holidays you may want to order it sooner rather than later. You don’t want to show up to a holiday party empty handed be the butt of your friends jokes do you? Will you be giving any of these as gifts this holiday season? Let us know in the 3D Printed Personalized Butt Plug forum on 3DPB.com.